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Fox Pulls Camera Operator Benedict Arnold from Upcoming Patriots Broadcast

New England – Facing public pressure following ESPN’s decision to remove commentator Robert Lee from a UVA football game telecast, FOX has decided to pull long-time camera operator, Benedict Arnold, from the upcoming Patriots pre-season game against the rival Giants. Benedict, who typically goes by “Ben”, declined to comment on the controversial decision after it… Read More Fox Pulls Camera Operator Benedict Arnold from Upcoming Patriots Broadcast

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Breaking: Sepp Blatter Attended Controversial Meeting at Trump Tower

New York, New York – Multiple sources have confirmed that former FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, was in attendance for the infamous campaign meeting with nefarious characters that took place at Trump Tower on June 9th, 2016. “It is not possible to say whether or not I was at the meeting,” Blatter claimed, despite the revelations… Read More Breaking: Sepp Blatter Attended Controversial Meeting at Trump Tower

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The Ringer Launches Weekly Podcast Recapping Ringer Podcasts

Los Angeles – Early Wednesday morning, sports and pop-culture media entity, The Ringer, announced that they will be launching a new podcast designed to help listeners keep track of their other podcasts. “The Ringer Recap Show” will air on Fridays and aims to provide a high-level summary of the score of podcasts episodes that aired earlier… Read More The Ringer Launches Weekly Podcast Recapping Ringer Podcasts

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Tuesday’s SportsCenter Includes Seven Actual Sports Highlights; Breaks 5-Year Record

Bristol, CT – The 9am EST edition of SportsCenter on Tuesday, March 28th, featured no less than seven highlights of actual sporting events during the one-hour broadcast, smashing what was once thought to be an unbreakable record (five) set in 2012, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. ESPN’s flagship morning show typically features 1-2 sports… Read More Tuesday’s SportsCenter Includes Seven Actual Sports Highlights; Breaks 5-Year Record

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Ohio State Fans Celebrate 10th Anniversary of Bowling Green Massacre

Columbus, OH – Fans of the Buckeyes men’s basketball program took to Twitter yesterday to relive the historic 112-53 blowout win over in-state rival Bowling Green that took place just ten years ago. Famously dubbed the “Bowling Green Massacre”, the Buckeyes, led by Iraqi-refugee combo-guard D’Andre Hussein Mohammed, held the Falcons to just 18-of-76 from the field… Read More Ohio State Fans Celebrate 10th Anniversary of Bowling Green Massacre

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Mike Ditka Mistakenly Buys Flight to Seattle, Washington, to Attend Presidential Inauguration

Chicago – Not realizing that Washington D.C. is not the same thing as the state of Washington, a very confused Mike Ditka called American Airlines in a panic late Sunday evening and attempted to rebook his flight from Chicago to attend the Presidential Inauguration. Friends of the former Chicago Bears coach came to his defense, noting… Read More Mike Ditka Mistakenly Buys Flight to Seattle, Washington, to Attend Presidential Inauguration

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Obama Under Fire After Oversight Committee Finds Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Forced to Watch ‘Undisputed’

Washington D.C. – President Obama refused to comment on a recently-published report from the House Committee on Homeland Security that revealed Guantanamo Bay prisoners have been forced to watch episodes of FS1’s sports talk show ‘Undisputed’. The 231 page report details a pattern of widespread abuse in which prisoners were sat in reasonably-comfortable chairs for periods of… Read More Obama Under Fire After Oversight Committee Finds Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Forced to Watch ‘Undisputed’

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Reports: Trump ‘Big Fan’ of Skip Bayless

Washington DC – People are saying that Donald Trump is a ‘big fan’ of TV pundit Skip Bayless. “Skip Bayless, great guy, the best guy, really. He’s terrific and his reputation is impeccable,” belched Donald to reporters on the eve of the Presidential election when he was asked about what sports television he preferred. “Great points,… Read More Reports: Trump ‘Big Fan’ of Skip Bayless

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Breaking: Steve Javie Released After Months Trapped in ‘Replay Center’

Bristol – An employee at ESPN’s corporate studios found and released former NBA referee, Steve Javie, from a locked closet where he worked during the NBA playoffs as ESPN’s Referee Analyst. Although the NBA finals concluded in June, staff at ESPN studios had apparently forgotten about Javie and he was only discovered after a janitor… Read More Breaking: Steve Javie Released After Months Trapped in ‘Replay Center’

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