Breaking: Sepp Blatter Attended Controversial Meeting at Trump Tower

Sepp.jpegNew York, New York – Multiple sources have confirmed that former FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, was in attendance for the infamous campaign meeting with nefarious characters that took place at Trump Tower on June 9th, 2016. “It is not possible to say whether or not I was at the meeting,” Blatter claimed, despite the revelations that on June 9th, 2016, Blatter posted a picture on his personal Facebook page of himself standing next to Donald Trump Jr. with a large, open briefcase full of sequential $100 bills and a caption reading ‘Campaign Meeting @ Trump Tower’. A source close to Blatter revealed that once the former FIFA boss learned that shady foreign actors would be involved in a political meeting, he “simply couldn’t resist” and called up his pal, Donald Trump Jr., and “invited himself over”. At press time, reports have begun to surface that various representatives from the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were present at the meeting as well.


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