Category: Tennis

Sharapova Cites Recent Play As Evidence That Drugs Were Not Performance Enhancing

Australia – Facing allegations of intentionally taking a banned substance, meldonium, tennis star Maria Sharapova cited her recent history of mediocre performances as evidence that the substance was not performance enhancing. “I think my record speaks for itself,” quipped Sharapova at a press conference yesterday. “I haven’t won a hard court major in years, so clearly, this substance isn’t… Read More Sharapova Cites Recent Play As Evidence That Drugs Were Not Performance Enhancing

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Djokovic To Win First & Third Sets in Next Match To Prove Tennis Isn’t Fixed

Sydney – Responding to allegations that tennis has been subject to organized match-fixing, superstar Novak Djokovic insists that he will win his next match at the Australian Open to prove that the sport is clean. “Nobody is fixing my matches for betting,” announced a frustrated Djokovic. “To prove it, I’m going to win my next match by winning the first… Read More Djokovic To Win First & Third Sets in Next Match To Prove Tennis Isn’t Fixed

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