Breaking: Sepp Blatter Attended Controversial Meeting at Trump Tower

New York, New York – Multiple sources have confirmed that former FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, was in attendance for the infamous campaign meeting with nefarious characters that took place at Trump Tower on June 9th, 2016. “It is not possible to say whether or not I was at the meeting,” Blatter claimed, despite the revelations… Read More Breaking: Sepp Blatter Attended Controversial Meeting at Trump Tower

The Ringer Launches Weekly Podcast Recapping Ringer Podcasts

Los Angeles – Early Wednesday morning, sports and pop-culture media entity, The Ringer, announced that they will be launching a new podcast designed to help listeners keep track of their other podcasts. “The Ringer Recap Show” will air on Fridays and aims to provide a high-level summary of the score of podcasts episodes that aired earlier… Read More The Ringer Launches Weekly Podcast Recapping Ringer Podcasts

Brady Skips White House Visit for a “Family Matters” TV Marathon

New England – Tom Brady shocked many supporters when he announced that he planned to skip the New England Patriots victory trip to the White House on Wednesday, albeit not for political reasons. While many of his teammates refused to participate due to their aversion to the anthropomorphized fake-Rolex that now occupies the White House,… Read More Brady Skips White House Visit for a “Family Matters” TV Marathon

Hawks to Rest Entire Coaching Staff Tonight in Preparation for Playoffs

Atlanta – Locked into the fifth seed with only tonight’s game remaining in the 2016-2017 regular season, the Atlanta Hawks have decided to rest their entire coaching staff with the playoffs just around the corner. This step marks the latest in the ever-increasing trend of NBA teams using advanced medical data to drive their nightly decisions. “Coach Bud… Read More Hawks to Rest Entire Coaching Staff Tonight in Preparation for Playoffs