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Report: Mike Carey Predicted Gore Would Win 2000 Election After Review

Florida – Researchers at the University of Miami recently discovered archival footage of former NFL official and current TV replay analyst, Mike Carey, discussing the results of the 2000 election during the immediate aftermath on local CBS affiliate, WFOR-TV, in Miami. “As I see it here upon further review, the chad is hanging just a little… Read More Report: Mike Carey Predicted Gore Would Win 2000 Election After Review

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Welker Believes He Will Pass Concussion Test; Play Sunday

St. Louis City Hospital – Heading into Sunday’s AFC Championship Game, wide receiver Wes Welker anticipates that he will clear the concussion protocols and be eligible to play. “I feel great,” cooed Welker, “I feel alert, focused, energized, and alert… and focused.” Known for his toughness and desire, Welker made headlines earlier this year expressing his excitement… Read More Welker Believes He Will Pass Concussion Test; Play Sunday

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Entire City of St. Louis to Relocate to Southern California

ST. LOUIS – At a press conference late Tuesday evening, Mayor Francis G. Slay announced that the entire city would follow the Rams and relocate to Southern California. With the mayor’s encouragement, the St. Louis City Council unanimously voted to relocate the entire city’s infrastructure and population beginning this summer. The move will be completed by 2019.… Read More Entire City of St. Louis to Relocate to Southern California

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Reports: Cowboys Interested in Aaron Hernandez 

DALLAS – Hoping to salvage a disappointing 2015 season, multiple sources confirmed that Cowboys Owner and General Manager, Jerry Jones, has made “repeated inquiries” about the availability of former New England Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez. “Everyone deserves a second chance,” piped Jones, “he’s made some mistakes, we know that, but as far as we’re concerned the… Read More Reports: Cowboys Interested in Aaron Hernandez 

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NFL Launches Probe on Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Deflation

NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Thursday that the league office has launched a formal investigation after various sources indicated that the float balloons appeared under-inflated during the first half of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Unconfirmed reports claim that the balloons may have been intentionally deflated just prior to the start of the… Read More NFL Launches Probe on Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Deflation

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Reports: Osweiler Orders Dominos After First Win as Denver QB

CHICAGO – Following the Broncos 17-15 road win over the Chicago Bears, first-time starting quarterback Brock Osweiler reportedly ordered a Domino’s medium two-topping pan pizza to his hotel room in downtown Chicago. According to several Broncos players, Osweiler broke a strict locker room code when he “violated an unspoken rule” and ordered pizza from somewhere… Read More Reports: Osweiler Orders Dominos After First Win as Denver QB

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Welker “Literally Can’t Remember” Last Time He Was This Excited to Play Football

ST. LOUIS – During a interview on Tuesday afternoon, St. Louis Rams receiver Wes Welker revealed his excitement about playing in the team’s upcoming Sunday afternoon game. “I literally can’t remember the last time I was this excited to play football,” Welker told a pack of reporters in the locker room as he cautiously put on one sock at a… Read More Welker “Literally Can’t Remember” Last Time He Was This Excited to Play Football

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