NFL Players Under Fire for Sitting ‘Indian-Style’ During National Anthem

Washington – Several prominent players from teams across the NFL are under fire from the league office after sitting ‘Indian-Style’ during the national anthem to protest the overt and systemic discrimination against people of color in the United States. NFL spokesman Greg McWhiterson was asked about the gesture during a press conference on Monday. “While… Read More NFL Players Under Fire for Sitting ‘Indian-Style’ During National Anthem

Tebow Completes Conversion to Judaism with Mets Signing

Flushing, NY – What began with an unsuccessful tenure as a quarterback for the New York Jets has finally come full circle, as Tim Tebow took the final step in his several-year conversion process and signed with the New York Mets organization. Mets team Rabbi, Jeff Rubenstein, called it “a holy day” and welcomed Tebow into the… Read More Tebow Completes Conversion to Judaism with Mets Signing

Baylor Signs 5-Star Prospect Despite Lack of Criminal Record

Waco – Baylor University students and boosters were shocked when the football team announced Wednesday that 5-star prospect, Andrew Jenkins, had signed a letter of intent to play football for the Bears next fall. To date, Jenkins has yet to be indicted or even suspected of any criminal wrongdoing, making his recruitment an outlier for… Read More Baylor Signs 5-Star Prospect Despite Lack of Criminal Record

Report: Trump to Name Johnny Manziel as Vice President

Heartland, USA – Multiple sources confirmed that Donald Trump plans to name Johnny Manziel as his running-mate for the upcoming 2016 presidential election in an effort to appeal to a younger, broader demographic. “Johnny’s wonderful, terrific, great guy, really,” said Trump at a news conference last week, “Who doesn’t like Johnny Football? He’s great, great… Read More Report: Trump to Name Johnny Manziel as Vice President

Report: NFL Finds Brady & Belichick Responsible for Manning’s Collegiate Transgressions

New York – After reports re-surfaced regarding an alleged sexual assault committed by Peyton Manning while at the University of Tennessee, a separate investigation conducted by the NFL found that Tom Brady and Patriots’ coach, Bill Belichik, were entirely responsible for the incident in question. “Our investigation has unequivocally found that Tom Brady and coach Belichick traveled… Read More Report: NFL Finds Brady & Belichick Responsible for Manning’s Collegiate Transgressions

Lady Gaga Retires After Cashing-in on ‘Over’ Bet for National Anthem

Santa Clara – Lady Gaga announced her retirement Monday morning, just after leaving the Westgate Superbook in Las Vegas where she reportedly wagered her entire net worth of $230 million that her National Anthem at the Superbowl would last longer than 2 minutes 20 seconds. “Absolute no brainer,” said Gaga, who was appalled that previous anthem… Read More Lady Gaga Retires After Cashing-in on ‘Over’ Bet for National Anthem

Report: Mike Carey Predicted Gore Would Win 2000 Election After Review

Florida – Researchers at the University of Miami recently discovered archival footage of former NFL official and current TV replay analyst, Mike Carey, discussing the results of the 2000 election during the immediate aftermath on local CBS affiliate, WFOR-TV, in Miami. “As I see it here upon further review, the chad is hanging just a little… Read More Report: Mike Carey Predicted Gore Would Win 2000 Election After Review