New Guy At Gym Attempts to Intimidate Pickup Game Players With Elaborate Stretching Routine

Washington D.C. – In a calculated effort to bolster his athletic stature, new gym member, Oliver Stevens, age 32, engaged in a complex warmup routine while waiting to join the next pickup basketball game. Eager to “set the right tone”, Oliver improvised a series of calisthenics and dynamic stretches which he executed to perfection along… Read More New Guy At Gym Attempts to Intimidate Pickup Game Players With Elaborate Stretching Routine

Jeremy ‘Linfuriated’ Over Lack of Catchy Porzingas Nickname

CHARLOTTE – In a rare display of frustration, Hornets point guard Jeremy Lin expressed his outrage over the lack of an obvious and catchy nickname for New York Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingas. “As a fan of the game, I find it absolutely appalling that we could be a full 15 games into the season and ‘The… Read More Jeremy ‘Linfuriated’ Over Lack of Catchy Porzingas Nickname