Curry Announces He’ll Retire in 5-20 Years, Begins Farewell Tour

stephGolden State – Superstar Warriors guard Stephen Curry announced that he currently plans to retire at some point during the next 5-20 years of his career, prompting the beginning of an unprecedented 410-1640 game retirement tour around the NBA. Alluding to the fanfare given to Kobe Bryant during his final NBA season, the Warriors expect Curry to receive a series of exaggerated tributes at each visiting arena, every single game, for the next 5-20 seasons. After learning about the expected praise and attention Curry was likely to command, sources close to Kobe Bryant indicate that Kobe is considering a comeback next year for the Washington Wizards and had inquired to see whether or not a jersey with #46 would be available.

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