Believeland – After a demoralizing loss in the 2017 NBA finals, Lebron James and Kyrie Irving both announced that they will opt-out of their current contracts with the Cavaliers and sign with the Warriors during free agency. “My goal is to win titles. Not one, not two, not three… but, like, at least four,” Lebron… Read More Lebron & Kyrie to Opt-Out, Join Warriors
Golden State – After suffering a devastating opening night loss to their western conference nemesis, the San Antonio Spurs, the Golden State Warriors’ season is officially, unquestionably over. The grand experiment, adding Kevin Durant to an already-stacked Warriors lineup, has been an unequivocal disaster. “We can’t score, can’t stop anybody, can’t win,” said disgruntled Warriors owner… Read More Warriors Season Over After Opening Night Loss
Golden State – After several years of displaying the product with the hopes of winning an endorsement, Steph Curry has finally signed a lucrative contract with Invisalign®. As part of their negotiated deal, the company has asked Steph to refrain from putting their product behind his ear, wedged into his jersey, chewing on it, and holding it… Read More Curry Finally Inks Invisalign® Endorsement
Golden State – Superstar Warriors guard Stephen Curry announced that he currently plans to retire at some point during the next 5-20 years of his career, prompting the beginning of an unprecedented 410-1640 game retirement tour around the NBA. Alluding to the fanfare given to Kobe Bryant during his final NBA season, the Warriors expect… Read More Curry Announces He’ll Retire in 5-20 Years, Begins Farewell Tour
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