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Curry Announces He’ll Retire in 5-20 Years, Begins Farewell Tour

Golden State – Superstar Warriors guard Stephen Curry announced that he currently plans to retire at some point during the next 5-20 years of his career, prompting the beginning of an unprecedented 410-1640 game retirement tour around the NBA. Alluding to the fanfare given to Kobe Bryant during his final NBA season, the Warriors expect… Read More Curry Announces He’ll Retire in 5-20 Years, Begins Farewell Tour

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Local NBA Fan Thrilled That Arena Constantly Plays Music During Gameplay

Washington D.C. – Upon exiting the Verizon Center arena following a game in which the Wizards lost 117-113 to the Denver Nuggets, Wizards fan Dave Cartwright expressed his profound love for the constant stream of rap instrumentals played during the game. “I used to go to games and get stuck focusing on basketball. Now, I get a constant… Read More Local NBA Fan Thrilled That Arena Constantly Plays Music During Gameplay

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