East Lansing – NBA legend Tim Duncan announced his retirement Monday morning following a late-night altercation with Draymond Green. Details are still emerging, but it looks as though Green instigated the altercation by repeatedly insulting Duncan’s attire, specifically his cargo shorts. Contrary to initial reports that Draymond injured Duncan so badly that Duncan had no choice but to retire from the NBA, Duncan won the fight after withstanding several kicks to the groin-area. Duncan then immediately announced his intent to retire from professional basketball in order to pursue a second career in Mixed Martial Arts.