Stamford, CT – Arthur Edmonds can’t seem to figure out why his company’s internet speed always seems dramatically slow in mid-to-late March and early April, especially on Thursdays and Fridays. When asked his thoughts on why the internet speed slowed dramatically, Arthur was unsure: “This happens every single year right in the heat of tax season, there has to be a logical explanation. Maybe everyone leaves their financial work to Thursdays and Fridays? But that still shouldn’t affect the internet speed. It’s just madness.” When pressed for comment, nearly all of Arthur’s coworkers declined to comment. However, one company sales manager who asked not to be named agreed that: “It was, indeed, madness.”