Tag: March Madness

Grumpy Guy in Accounting Complains “Internet So Slow on Thursdays & Fridays” During Tax Season

Stamford, CT – Arthur Edmonds can’t seem to figure out why his company’s internet speed always seems dramatically slow in mid-to-late March and early April, especially on Thursdays and Fridays. When asked his thoughts on why the internet speed slowed dramatically, Arthur was unsure: “This happens every single year right in the heat of tax season, there… Read More Grumpy Guy in Accounting Complains “Internet So Slow on Thursdays & Fridays” During Tax Season

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Gretchen from Accounting Wins March Madness Pool After Picking Mascots, Again

Des Moines – For the third year in a row, Gretchen, an associate director in the accounting department, won the company March Madness pool by sticking with her foolproof strategy of picking winners based on team mascots. “It’s so fun to think about all the animals and stuff,” chirped Gretchen, who is not a fan… Read More Gretchen from Accounting Wins March Madness Pool After Picking Mascots, Again

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Winner of Round One Game Leaked During Halftime

Providence – At halftime during the first round NCAA tournament game between the UNC-Wilmington Seahawks and Duke Blue Devils, an anonymous twitter account was able to obtain and publish the final score. While the Seahawks were leading 31-29 at the end of the half, the twitter handle @NCAASpoiler revealed during the CBS halftime show that… Read More Winner of Round One Game Leaked During Halftime

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