Freeze-Tag Considered for 2024 Olympics

freeze.jpgZurich – The International Olympic Committee (IOC) is prepared to vote on a motion to include Freeze-Tag as a trial sport for the 2024 Olympic program. IOC officials have been reportedly looking to add a tag-based program to the Olympic roster for years, ultimately deciding on Freeze-Tag given its incredible athletic requirements. “We have all these sports where you just run fast,” argued IOC spokesman Hans Schoelfenblaggen, “but can these runners just stop, on a dime, and freeze? That’s a skill.” Following the IOC’s Freeze-Tag announcement, sources inside the Russian government confirmed that the Russian Federation of Sport has already begun designing untraceable¬†drugs that would allow athletes to remain completely and utterly motionless at a moment’s notice.


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