Freeze-Tag Considered for 2024 Olympics

freeze.jpgZurich – The International Olympic Committee (IOC) is prepared to vote on a motion to include Freeze-Tag as a trial sport for the 2024 Olympic program. IOC officials have been reportedly looking to add a tag-based program to the Olympic roster for years, ultimately deciding on Freeze-Tag given its incredible athletic requirements. “We have all these sports where you just run fast,” argued IOC spokesman Hans Schoelfenblaggen, “but can these runners just stop, on a dime, and freeze? That’s a skill.” Following the IOC’s Freeze-Tag announcement, sources inside the Russian government confirmed that the Russian Federation of Sport has already begun designing untraceable drugs that would allow athletes to remain completely and utterly motionless at a moment’s notice.


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