Nashville – Moderately enthusiastic sports fan Jason Nickermayer was shocked after turning on the television this week and observing that the NHL is only in the second-round of the postseason, despite it being May. “Shouldn’t hockey be over in, like, March?” questioned Nickermayer, who subscribes to a fairly strict ‘if there’s no ice outside, there should be no ice inside’ policy. When asked whether or not he planned to watch any of the post-season games, Nickermayer replied: “On TV? Of course not. Nobody does that.”