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Fan in Aisle Seat Appalled That Others Must Occasionally Get Up And Exit Row

Kansas City – Mildly-enthusiastic fan Gabe Appleton grew deeply annoyed during Tuesday night’s Kansas City Royals game when he was politely asked by three separate fans over the course of two innings to scrunch aside so they could exit the row to use the bathroom. “Just watch the damn game,” Appleton muttered to himself as a 10-year-old fan who… Read More Fan in Aisle Seat Appalled That Others Must Occasionally Get Up And Exit Row

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Casual Sports Fan Suprised to Learn Hockey is Still Going On

Nashville – Moderately enthusiastic sports fan Jason Nickermayer was shocked after turning on the television this week and observing that the NHL is only in the second-round of the postseason, despite it being May. “Shouldn’t hockey be over in, like, March?” questioned Nickermayer, who subscribes to a fairly strict ‘if there’s no ice outside, there should be no ice inside’… Read More Casual Sports Fan Suprised to Learn Hockey is Still Going On

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Local Fan Insists $9 Ballpark Pizza “Actually Pretty Good”

Atlanta – Aaron Jefferstein was originally flabbergasted that a slice of pizza could cost $9, though he went on to tell his friends that it was “actually pretty good.” Enjoying the Braves game from section 319, Aaron  continued to rave about the pizza as his friends looked at their phones and nodded in agreement. “I mean, it’s… Read More Local Fan Insists $9 Ballpark Pizza “Actually Pretty Good”

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