Radio City Music Hall – NFL Insiders believe that the 2016 NFL Draft is finally set to culminate this afternoon. The final round, Round 397, began in mid-April, and now just hours before the first pick of the 2017 Draft will be made, there are only two teams left on the 2016 clock. The Cincinnati… Read More 2016 NFL Draft Finally Set to Wrap Up
Durham, NC – After winning two straight games following a ban on wearing any clothing emblazoned with their university logo imposed by head coach Mike Kryzekqxvziy#ksi, the Duke Blue Devils men’s basketball team will play the rest of their season completely naked in an effort to capitalize on the now-obvious correlation between clothing restrictions and… Read More Duke to Play Naked After Consecutive Wins Following Ban on Clothing
Somewhere in Louisiana – Officials at Louisiana Tech University are reportedly “baffled” that their decision to hire a 23-year-old head coach of the women’s basketball team has apparently “not worked out too well,” as one administrator put it. Coach Tyler Summitt, now 25, resigned Friday over reports that he had an extramarital affair and impregnated one of… Read More LA Tech Administrators Shocked That Hiring 23-year-old Head Coach Backfires
WEST LONG BRANCH, NJ – Coach King Rice and the Monmouth men’s basketball program pulled off a major recruiting coup today when Frankie Sterling, a highly coveted bench player out of Boise, ID, announced his decision to sit on the Hawks bench next year. “We’ve had Frankie on our radar for a long time, even… Read More Monmouth Bench Lands Coveted Recruit
The Hyperbolic Chamber 