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Report: Knicks Consider Hiring Reggie Miller Just To Get Him Off Television

New York – Despite being one of the most loathed opponents in the storied history of the New York Knickerbockers basketball franchise, sources close to the Knicks’ front office have confirmed that the Knicks have considered offering the head coaching job to Reggie Miller simply to get him off the air during nationally televised NBA games.… Read More Report: Knicks Consider Hiring Reggie Miller Just To Get Him Off Television

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Report: NBA Fines Warriors, Kerr for Using Cheat Codes

San Francisco – The Golden State Warriors organization and Coach Steve Kerr have each been fined $500k after a formal investigation by the NBA league office revealed that the Warriors input cheat codes that have effectively ‘broken’ the game of basketball and enabled star guard Stephen Curry to bend the laws of physics and probability. After… Read More Report: NBA Fines Warriors, Kerr for Using Cheat Codes

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Jeremy ‘Linfuriated’ Over Lack of Catchy Porzingas Nickname

CHARLOTTE – In a rare display of frustration, Hornets point guard Jeremy Lin expressed his outrage over the lack of an obvious and catchy nickname for New York Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingas. “As a fan of the game, I find it absolutely appalling that we could be a full 15 games into the season and ‘The… Read More Jeremy ‘Linfuriated’ Over Lack of Catchy Porzingas Nickname

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