UFC Inks Deal with Greg Gianforte

Montana – Fresh off his bout with a respectable young reporter, Congressional-hopeful Greg Gianforte (R) has inked a deal with the UFC worth a reported $1.2M. “We’ve been eyeing Greg for some time now,” said UFC honcho Dana White, “now that his public persona as a fighter has reached a broad audience we’re excited to… Read More UFC Inks Deal with Greg Gianforte

Reports: Trump ‘Big Fan’ of Skip Bayless

Washington DC – People are saying that Donald Trump is a ‘big fan’ of TV pundit Skip Bayless. “Skip Bayless, great guy, the best guy, really. He’s terrific and his reputation is impeccable,” belched Donald to reporters on the eve of the Presidential election when he was asked about what sports television he preferred. “Great points,… Read More Reports: Trump ‘Big Fan’ of Skip Bayless

Report: Trump to Name Johnny Manziel as Vice President

Heartland, USA – Multiple sources confirmed that Donald Trump plans to name Johnny Manziel as his running-mate for the upcoming 2016 presidential election in an effort to appeal to a younger, broader demographic. “Johnny’s wonderful, terrific, great guy, really,” said Trump at a news conference last week, “Who doesn’t like Johnny Football? He’s great, great… Read More Report: Trump to Name Johnny Manziel as Vice President