Radio City Music Hall – NFL Insiders believe that the 2016 NFL Draft is finally set to culminate this afternoon. The final round, Round 397, began in mid-April, and now just hours before the first pick of the 2017 Draft will be made, there are only two teams left on the 2016 clock. The Cincinnati… Read More 2016 NFL Draft Finally Set to Wrap Up
Hastings, NE – In a widely criticized decision, University of Nebraska NCAA student-athlete Zachary Hill has decided to forgo playing in Saturday’s Rosemary Salmon Quinoa Bowl in order to take his Sociology 201 final. University officials were perplexed by Hill’s decision and immediately began asking questions of Hill’s sociology professor, Dr. Robert Dorfman, who spoke with reporters in… Read More Star WR to Skip Bowl Game to Take Sociology Final
PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia 76ers have suspended standout rookie, Jahlil Okafor, for four games, following a rare joint-indictment by Interpol and U.S. Department of Justice for his role in numerous war crimes and the orchestration of a massive Ponzi scheme. After years of meticulous investigation, Interpol and the DOJ issued a damning statement arguing that Okafor has single-handedly been… Read More Jahlil Okafor Suspended Four Games for War Crimes; Ponzi Scheme
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