San Antonio – Spurs players are furious with Manu Ginobili after a secretly-taped video of Tim Duncan speaking with Ginobili was leaked to the media. In the video, a transcript of which can be found below, Tim Duncan reveals that he occasionally stays up past his 10pm bedtime and sometimes doesn’t make his bed in the morning:
Ginobili: You stayed up until 10:08? How old were you?
Duncan: Yeah. I was… 39.
Ginobili: Hell nah.
Duncan: How is that wrong?
Ginobili: What about making your bed the next morning? You ever not do that?
Duncan: Nah man. Well, one time. It was at a hotel. I felt bad, though.
Sources close to the team confirmed that tension was high in the Spurs locker room amidst the ongoing rumors that Duncan occasionally does not finish all of his vegetables at dinner.
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