Tag: Tom Brady

Brady Skips White House Visit for a “Family Matters” TV Marathon

New England – Tom Brady shocked many supporters when he announced that he planned to skip the New England Patriots victory trip to the White House on Wednesday, albeit not for political reasons. While many of his teammates refused to participate due to their aversion to the anthropomorphized fake-Rolex that now occupies the White House,… Read More Brady Skips White House Visit for a “Family Matters” TV Marathon

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Report: NFL Finds Brady & Belichick Responsible for Manning’s Collegiate Transgressions

New York – After reports re-surfaced regarding an alleged sexual assault committed by Peyton Manning while at the University of Tennessee, a separate investigation conducted by the NFL found that Tom Brady and Patriots’ coach, Bill Belichik, were entirely responsible for the incident in question. “Our investigation has unequivocally found that Tom Brady and coach Belichick traveled… Read More Report: NFL Finds Brady & Belichick Responsible for Manning’s Collegiate Transgressions

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