Cleveland – After arriving just a few seconds late to the chaotic scene, a player for the Red Team standing outside the pile of men was absolutely certain that his team recovered the loose ball, despite having no line of sight whatsoever. Although it was difficult for the untrained eye to decipher from a distance,… Read More Guy Outside Pile Completely Certain His Team Recovered Fumble
Bristol – An employee at ESPN’s corporate studios found and released former NBA referee, Steve Javie, from a locked closet where he worked during the NBA playoffs as ESPN’s Referee Analyst. Although the NBA finals concluded in June, staff at ESPN studios had apparently forgotten about Javie and he was only discovered after a janitor… Read More Breaking: Steve Javie Released After Months Trapped in ‘Replay Center’
NEW YORK – Following in the footsteps of fellow NBA referee Bill Kennedy, who earlier this week courageously announced his homosexuality, veteran referee Joey Crawford admitted what many NBA fans had come to expect when he came out as awful. “I am proud to be an NBA referee and I am proud to be an… Read More Joey Crawford Comes Out as Awful
The Hyperbolic Chamber 