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Curt Schilling Dresses Up As Tolerant, Well-Adjusted Human for Halloween

Rhode Island – In an effort to scare away trick-or-treaters and ensure that only he would enjoy his Halloween candy, Curt Schilling paraded around his front lawn as a socially-conscious, respectable citizen on Monday night. Wearing a casual outfit of corduroy pants and a long-sleeve ‘Save The Rainforest’ tee-shirt lathered with paint stains from a… Read More Curt Schilling Dresses Up As Tolerant, Well-Adjusted Human for Halloween

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Cuban Game Takes Only 36min Without Advertisements

Havana – President Obama attended a historic baseball game in Cuba on Tuesday that lasted only 36 minutes due to the lack of constant advertising and stadium gimmicks. The game between the Cuban National Team and Tampa Bay Rays went a full nine innings. “That was great,” said President Obama speaking to the American sports media in… Read More Cuban Game Takes Only 36min Without Advertisements

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