Philadelphia – On Wednesday evening, reports began to circulate that Markelle Fultz had been sighted somewhere outside Philadelphia. The Associated Press was the first to report that two hikers spotted a young man who they believed to be wearing a 76ers jersey and working on his free throw motion. However, the hikers could not confirm… Read More Reports: Markelle Fultz Sighted
Philadelphia – According to a source inside the Phildadelphia 76ers font office, the horrific decisions which have defined the franchise for the past few seasons were all part of an elaborate plot to alienate fans and drop attendance so low that the team could relocate to Las Vegas. The source revealed that several years ago, the ownership… Read More Report: 76ers Strategy a Ploy to Relocate Team to Vegas
Santa Clara – Lady Gaga announced her retirement Monday morning, just after leaving the Westgate Superbook in Las Vegas where she reportedly wagered her entire net worth of $230 million that her National Anthem at the Superbowl would last longer than 2 minutes 20 seconds. “Absolute no brainer,” said Gaga, who was appalled that previous anthem… Read More Lady Gaga Retires After Cashing-in on ‘Over’ Bet for National Anthem
The Hyperbolic Chamber 