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Duke to Play Naked After Consecutive Wins Following Ban on Clothing

Durham, NC – After winning two straight games following a ban on wearing any clothing emblazoned with their university logo imposed by head coach Mike Kryzekqxvziy#ksi, the Duke Blue Devils men’s basketball team will play the rest of their season completely naked in an effort to capitalize on the now-obvious correlation between clothing restrictions and… Read More Duke to Play Naked After Consecutive Wins Following Ban on Clothing

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Winner of Round One Game Leaked During Halftime

Providence – At halftime during the first round NCAA tournament game between the UNC-Wilmington Seahawks and Duke Blue Devils, an anonymous twitter account was able to obtain and publish the final score. While the Seahawks were leading 31-29 at the end of the half, the twitter handle @NCAASpoiler revealed during the CBS halftime show that… Read More Winner of Round One Game Leaked During Halftime

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