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Fox Pulls Camera Operator Benedict Arnold from Upcoming Patriots Broadcast

New England – Facing public pressure following ESPN’s decision to remove commentator Robert Lee from a UVA football game telecast, FOX has decided to pull long-time camera operator, Benedict Arnold, from the upcoming Patriots pre-season game against the rival Giants. Benedict, who typically goes by “Ben”, declined to comment on the controversial decision after it… Read More Fox Pulls Camera Operator Benedict Arnold from Upcoming Patriots Broadcast

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Star WR to Skip Bowl Game to Take Sociology Final

Hastings, NE – In a widely criticized decision, University of Nebraska NCAA student-athlete Zachary Hill has decided to forgo playing in Saturday’s Rosemary Salmon Quinoa Bowl in order to take his Sociology 201 final. University officials were perplexed by Hill’s decision and immediately began asking questions of Hill’s sociology professor, Dr. Robert Dorfman, who spoke with reporters in… Read More Star WR to Skip Bowl Game to Take Sociology Final

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Reports: Cowboys Interested in Aaron Hernandez 

DALLAS – Hoping to salvage a disappointing 2015 season, multiple sources confirmed that Cowboys Owner and General Manager, Jerry Jones, has made “repeated inquiries” about the availability of former New England Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez. “Everyone deserves a second chance,” piped Jones, “he’s made some mistakes, we know that, but as far as we’re concerned the… Read More Reports: Cowboys Interested in Aaron Hernandez 

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