Boston – Shortly after learning he was traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers as a key piece in the deal that brought Kyrie Irving to Boston, Ante Žižić, known first as a poet and second as a basketball phenom, took to The Players Tribune to thank Celtics fans for an incredible run. “It hurts, man, it really,… Read More Ante Žižić Pens Tearful Farewell to Celtics Fans in Players Tribune
Believeland – After a demoralizing loss in the 2017 NBA finals, Lebron James and Kyrie Irving both announced that they will opt-out of their current contracts with the Cavaliers and sign with the Warriors during free agency. “My goal is to win titles. Not one, not two, not three… but, like, at least four,” Lebron… Read More Lebron & Kyrie to Opt-Out, Join Warriors
Miami – While team physicians for the Miami Heat are unsure whether or not Chris Bosh will ever be medically cleared to return to his basketball career, NFL doctors wasted no time in approving Bosh to begin full-contact football should he wish to try out for the NFL. “He can play this weekend, if he gets signed,” noted… Read More Chris Bosh Cleared by NFL Doctors
South Beach- After declining a player-option on his current contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers, Lebron James will announce his free agency destination in a one-hour televised special on ESPN. “I just want to be able to connect with my fans and share my plans for the future with them,” said Lebron, in an interview on… Read More Lebron To Announce Free Agency Decision on ESPN Special
Cleveland – Although Cleveland was not in the lottery and thus had literally a 0.00% statistical chance in lucking into the first overall pick, they somehow managed to snatch up the first overall pick for the third time in three years. “It was a real long-shot,” noted Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, “I definitely didn’t see that one… Read More Cleveland Cavaliers Win 2016 NBA Lottery Despite Odds
The Hyperbolic Chamber 