Santa Clara – Lady Gaga announced her retirement Monday morning, just after leaving the Westgate Superbook in Las Vegas where she reportedly wagered her entire net worth of $230 million that her National Anthem at the Superbowl would last longer than 2 minutes 20 seconds. “Absolute no brainer,” said Gaga, who was appalled that previous anthem… Read More Lady Gaga Retires After Cashing-in on ‘Over’ Bet for National Anthem
St. Louis City Hospital – Heading into Sunday’s AFC Championship Game, wide receiver Wes Welker anticipates that he will clear the concussion protocols and be eligible to play. “I feel great,” cooed Welker, “I feel alert, focused, energized, and alert… and focused.” Known for his toughness and desire, Welker made headlines earlier this year expressing his excitement… Read More Welker Believes He Will Pass Concussion Test; Play Sunday
CHICAGO – Following the Broncos 17-15 road win over the Chicago Bears, first-time starting quarterback Brock Osweiler reportedly ordered a Domino’s medium two-topping pan pizza to his hotel room in downtown Chicago. According to several Broncos players, Osweiler broke a strict locker room code when he “violated an unspoken rule” and ordered pizza from somewhere… Read More Reports: Osweiler Orders Dominos After First Win as Denver QB
The Hyperbolic Chamber 