Philadelphia – On Wednesday evening, reports began to circulate that Markelle Fultz had been sighted somewhere outside Philadelphia. The Associated Press was the first to report that two hikers spotted a young man who they believed to be wearing a 76ers jersey and working on his free throw motion. However, the hikers could not confirm… Read More Reports: Markelle Fultz Sighted
Golden State – After suffering a devastating opening night loss to their western conference nemesis, the San Antonio Spurs, the Golden State Warriors’ season is officially, unquestionably over. The grand experiment, adding Kevin Durant to an already-stacked Warriors lineup, has been an unequivocal disaster. “We can’t score, can’t stop anybody, can’t win,” said disgruntled Warriors owner… Read More Warriors Season Over After Opening Night Loss
Philadelphia – According to a source inside the Phildadelphia 76ers font office, the horrific decisions which have defined the franchise for the past few seasons were all part of an elaborate plot to alienate fans and drop attendance so low that the team could relocate to Las Vegas. The source revealed that several years ago, the ownership… Read More Report: 76ers Strategy a Ploy to Relocate Team to Vegas
The Hyperbolic Chamber 