Mets Bench Harvey Against Houston

Houston – Following ESPN’s decision to remove commentator Robert Lee from the sidelines of a UVA football game and FOX’s decision to remove cameraman Benedict Arnold from an upcoming Patriots showdown, the Mets have decided to bench ace Matt Harvey against the Houston Astros. “It just felt wrong,” said Mets skipper, Terry Collins, “to have… Read More Mets Bench Harvey Against Houston

Tebow Completes Conversion to Judaism with Mets Signing

Flushing, NY – What began with an unsuccessful tenure as a quarterback for the New York Jets has finally come full circle, as Tim Tebow took the final step in his several-year conversion process and signed with the New York Mets organization. Mets team Rabbi, Jeff Rubenstein, called it “a holy day” and welcomed Tebow into the… Read More Tebow Completes Conversion to Judaism with Mets Signing

Mets Fans Finally Able to Discuss Murphy’s Homophobia After Slugger Signs with Rival Nationals

 QUEENS – Mets fans rejoiced after post-season hero Daniel Murphy signed a three-year contract with their division rival Washington Nationals, thereby ending an unspoken pact among the Mets faithful never to discuss the second basemen’s overt homophobia. “It was such a difficult year,” lamented long-time Mets fan and Queens native Emiliano Suarez. “Normally, I would… Read More Mets Fans Finally Able to Discuss Murphy’s Homophobia After Slugger Signs with Rival Nationals