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Gretchen from Accounting Wins March Madness Pool After Picking Mascots, Again

Des Moines – For the third year in a row, Gretchen, an associate director in the accounting department, won the company March Madness pool by sticking with her foolproof strategy of picking winners based on team mascots. “It’s so fun to think about all the animals and stuff,” chirped Gretchen, who is not a fan… Read More Gretchen from Accounting Wins March Madness Pool After Picking Mascots, Again

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Djokovic To Win First & Third Sets in Next Match To Prove Tennis Isn’t Fixed

Sydney – Responding to allegations that tennis has been subject to organized match-fixing, superstar Novak Djokovic insists that he will win his next match at the Australian Open to prove that the sport is clean. “Nobody is fixing my matches for betting,” announced a frustrated Djokovic. “To prove it, I’m going to win my next match by winning the first… Read More Djokovic To Win First & Third Sets in Next Match To Prove Tennis Isn’t Fixed

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