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Obama Under Fire After Oversight Committee Finds Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Forced to Watch ‘Undisputed’

Washington D.C. – President Obama refused to comment on a recently-published report from the House Committee on Homeland Security that revealed Guantanamo Bay prisoners have been forced to watch episodes of FS1’s sports talk show ‘Undisputed’. The 231 page report details a pattern of widespread abuse in which prisoners were sat in reasonably-comfortable chairs for periods of… Read More Obama Under Fire After Oversight Committee Finds Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Forced to Watch ‘Undisputed’

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Reports: Trump ‘Big Fan’ of Skip Bayless

Washington DC – People are saying that Donald Trump is a ‘big fan’ of TV pundit Skip Bayless. “Skip Bayless, great guy, the best guy, really. He’s terrific and his reputation is impeccable,” belched Donald to reporters on the eve of the Presidential election when he was asked about what sports television he preferred. “Great points,… Read More Reports: Trump ‘Big Fan’ of Skip Bayless

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Existence of Benevolent God Confirmed as Skip Bayless Announces ESPN Departure

Bristol – On the heels of Skip Bayless’ announcement that he will be leaving ESPN this summer, a panel of distinguished philosophers have finally been able to confirm the existence of a benevolent, omnipotent deity. “While countless ontological proofs for the existence of a supreme being have fallen short, Skip’s unexpected departure from popular television programming has finally… Read More Existence of Benevolent God Confirmed as Skip Bayless Announces ESPN Departure

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