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Medical Experts Confirm Existence of “Resting Bitch Face”; Cite Jay Cutler

WISCONSIN – Confirming what was once considered an amusing urban legend, geneticists at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse proved the existence of Resting Bitch Face, or RBF, with Bears quarterback Jay Cutler providing a critical study input. While the study incorporated a diverse sample of over 80,000 subjects, it was Jay Cutler that provided the… Read More Medical Experts Confirm Existence of “Resting Bitch Face”; Cite Jay Cutler

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Welker “Literally Can’t Remember” Last Time He Was This Excited to Play Football

ST. LOUIS – During a interview on Tuesday afternoon, St. Louis Rams receiver Wes Welker revealed his excitement about playing in the team’s upcoming Sunday afternoon game. “I literally can’t remember the last time I was this excited to play football,” Welker told a pack of reporters in the locker room as he cautiously put on one sock at a… Read More Welker “Literally Can’t Remember” Last Time He Was This Excited to Play Football

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