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Trump to Name Roger Goodell as Director of Health & Human Services

Washington D.C. – President-elect Donald Trump turned heads on Monday when he issued a statement affirming that he plans to ask the current NFL Commissioner to head up the Department of Health & Human Services. Rumors began circulating days earlier that Trump was first interested in hiring Roger Goodell to head up the Occupational Safety & Healthy Administration… Read More Trump to Name Roger Goodell as Director of Health & Human Services

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NFL Launches Probe on Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Deflation

NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Thursday that the league office has launched a formal investigation after various sources indicated that the float balloons appeared under-inflated during the first half of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Unconfirmed reports claim that the balloons may have been intentionally deflated just prior to the start of the… Read More NFL Launches Probe on Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Deflation

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NHL to Introduce 1-on-1 Double Overtime Rules

NEW YORK CITY – Capitalizing on the success of the new 3-on-3 format for the first overtime period in NHL regular season games, NHL officials plan take things a step further an introduce a second overtime period that will feature just one skater per team. “This can’t fail,” said NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman at a press… Read More NHL to Introduce 1-on-1 Double Overtime Rules

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Ming and McGrady Leading Early NBA All-Star Voting

NEW YORK CITY -NBA greats Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady lead all vote-getters after NBA fans have cast the first batch of ballots for the 2016 NBA All-Star Game, narrowly outpacing Kobe Bryant, Steph Curry, and Lebron James. While neither Ming nor McGrady have played professional basketball in years, a strange clause in the collective bargaining agreement assures… Read More Ming and McGrady Leading Early NBA All-Star Voting

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