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Hawks to Rest Entire Coaching Staff Tonight in Preparation for Playoffs

Atlanta – Locked into the fifth seed with only tonight’s game remaining in the 2016-2017 regular season, the Atlanta Hawks have decided to rest their entire coaching staff with the playoffs just around the corner. This step marks the latest in the ever-increasing trend of NBA teams using advanced medical data to drive their nightly decisions. “Coach Bud… Read More Hawks to Rest Entire Coaching Staff Tonight in Preparation for Playoffs

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Local Fan Insists $9 Ballpark Pizza “Actually Pretty Good”

Atlanta – Aaron Jefferstein was originally flabbergasted that a slice of pizza could cost $9, though he went on to tell his friends that it was “actually pretty good.” Enjoying the Braves game from section 319, Aaron  continued to rave about the pizza as his friends looked at their phones and nodded in agreement. “I mean, it’s… Read More Local Fan Insists $9 Ballpark Pizza “Actually Pretty Good”

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