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Sit-and-Reach Test Ruins High Schooler’s Chance at Presidential Fitness Award

Springfield, IL – Mark Pikers won’t be winning any Presidential Awards this year. In a repeat of last year’s devastating performance, Mark was again foiled by the sit-and-reach flexibility test. This final barrier proved too much, as Mark could barely reach his toes despite several days of intense stretching before bedtime that week. After a… Read More Sit-and-Reach Test Ruins High Schooler’s Chance at Presidential Fitness Award

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Mike Ditka Mistakenly Buys Flight to Seattle, Washington, to Attend Presidential Inauguration

Chicago – Not realizing that Washington D.C. is not the same thing as the state of Washington, a very confused Mike Ditka called American Airlines in a panic late Sunday evening and attempted to rebook his flight from Chicago to attend the Presidential Inauguration. Friends of the former Chicago Bears coach came to his defense, noting… Read More Mike Ditka Mistakenly Buys Flight to Seattle, Washington, to Attend Presidential Inauguration

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