Local Fan Insists $9 Ballpark Pizza “Actually Pretty Good”

Atlanta – Aaron Jefferstein was originally flabbergasted that a slice of pizza could cost $9, though he went on to tell his friends that it was “actually pretty good.” Enjoying the Braves game from section 319, Aaron  continued to rave about the pizza as his friends looked at their phones and nodded in agreement. “I mean, it’s… Read More Local Fan Insists $9 Ballpark Pizza “Actually Pretty Good”

Cuban Game Takes Only 36min Without Advertisements

Havana – President Obama attended a historic baseball game in Cuba on Tuesday that lasted only 36 minutes due to the lack of constant advertising and stadium gimmicks. The game between the Cuban National Team and Tampa Bay Rays went a full nine innings. “That was great,” said President Obama speaking to the American sports media in… Read More Cuban Game Takes Only 36min Without Advertisements

Mets Fans Finally Able to Discuss Murphy’s Homophobia After Slugger Signs with Rival Nationals

 QUEENS – Mets fans rejoiced after post-season hero Daniel Murphy signed a three-year contract with their division rival Washington Nationals, thereby ending an unspoken pact among the Mets faithful never to discuss the second basemen’s overt homophobia. “It was such a difficult year,” lamented long-time Mets fan and Queens native Emiliano Suarez. “Normally, I would… Read More Mets Fans Finally Able to Discuss Murphy’s Homophobia After Slugger Signs with Rival Nationals