San Antonio – Spurs players are furious with Manu Ginobili after a secretly-taped video of Tim Duncan speaking with Ginobili was leaked to the media. In the video, a transcript of which can be found below, Tim Duncan reveals that he occasionally stays up past his 10pm bedtime and sometimes doesn’t make his bed in the morning:
Ginobili: You stayed up until 10:08? How old were you?
Duncan: Yeah. I was… 39.
Ginobili: Hell nah.
Duncan: How is that wrong?
Ginobili: What about making your bed the next morning? You ever not do that?
Duncan: Nah man. Well, one time. It was at a hotel. I felt bad, though.
Sources close to the team confirmed that tension was high in the Spurs locker room amidst the ongoing rumors that Duncan occasionally does not finish all of his vegetables at dinner.
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Who cares that’s Not something that they shouldn’t be mad at really people grow up this Is not Elementary Or Middle School Orr High School this are Grown Men Just having a conversation
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Maria…this went way over your head. Have more coffee! LMAO
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Maria…this went WAY over your head. Have more coffee!
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So what. I pee standing up. Is that wrong. Grow up. Get a fucking life. Write about something important like Trump sleepin with his daughter or something. Lol
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Maria…you are an idiot. Do you not understand sarcasm?
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Classy April Fool….
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Maria, this is just satire. You need to get a life and realize that everything you read isn’t necessarily true. Just relax and enjoy the humor in all of this.
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Shocking!! I hope this does not affect his Hall of Fame eligibility….
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Whats elementary school? I do know about grown men in locker rooms though. Its really easy to grow up as a kid hanging out with professional athletes.
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This is a joke people….smh….lmao…my my my
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LMFAO! I love my Spurs!!
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Hilarious. This one pulled me in and set the hook.
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That was funny tho !!! See the spurs do have a sense of humor
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Spurs fan no matter what
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Oh no!! He stays up after 10:00pm.
hahaha!!!
GSG.
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Omg, I knew Manu could not be trusted with what time his team mate stay up at night.
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That is nothing to make a big deal about ! Grow up…………….so what ! Really nothing to put out out!
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Alice……. Oh Alice. Watch ESPN sometime today and then please delete this.
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Spurs fan don’t care about their personal life, they care that they are doing so well as a team and are Winner’s. Love my Spurs!
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Pops sarcasm is leaking out lol. Gotta Love my SPURS!!!
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Alice, this is a huge deal, my dad told me Tim Duncan might go blind because he’s not eating enough carrots.
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grow up….there is no evidence that sleeping late and not eating vegetables causes blindness. If Tim wishes to stay up after 10, he is entitled to as he is a grown man. Some of you are ridiculous.
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My dad said it does. He said Mr Kenny Williams doesn’t eat his carrots, so thats why he couldnt SEE why I was so important to the clubhouse.
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People this is a joke! Its just letting ppl know how boring the Spurs are.
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Only thing gettin boring is spurs winning. Haha. GSG…
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“We’re gonna get bored winning all the time. “Hmmmm, where have I heard that before?
Oh yeah, this is gonna be euuuugggggge!!!
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Some people definitely don’t understand a joke when they see it.
Those people probably don’t finish their vegetables, either!
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Lol at all the people who don’t realize this is making fun of the Lakers current circus.
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Tattle teller!! For shame Manu….Timmy lights out @ 9 for that!!….gotta love em……Boys will be boys! Tough Love Grandma.
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Man you people have no sense of humor lol It’s a joke lmfao! Because of what happened with Russell and Young from the Lakers!
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No big deal on personal life.Spurs Go Spurs just keep Winning u r the grestest team in Texas.
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Wow this is very serious. I hope this does not affect the team in the upcoming playoff games. This could also mean the end for Pops…
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I think some of these people are vegetables.
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Some of yall are missing the heavy sarcasm here and that is just sad…
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Should has posted this tomorrow on April Fools Day! Ha!
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I’m pretty sure there’s a clause in Manu’s contract that allows him to video tape his teammates. I think it’s called the Grandfather Clause. Also, I hope they fine the heck out of Duncan for not eating his vegetables. I expected to see him playing for a decade longer but if he’s not eating healthy, there’s no way. I say they either force feed him or feed him using a feeding tube. That’ll teach him..
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Hysterical!! Tim has a sense of humor like Pop’s… Now about the posting vegetables…! They gotta’ be Progressives! Hope they weren’t ~offended~… Jeez… Missed the humour gene..
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A spoof on the L.A. Lakers!?
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Obviously some people don’t know the definition of hyperbole.
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Neither do you Carol lol……… hyperbole is just an exaggeration, nothing to do with a satirical article!!!!!! Nice try though;)
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Nice try, but we got ya!
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Timmeh, I feel you bruh.
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Hooked on phonics didn’t work for some of you!
Read before you make an
April Fool out of yourself!
Go Spurs Go!
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The number of people who not only thought this was serious but thought it was so serious that they felt the need to comment is astounding.
For those of you leaving negative comments, this was a joke, early April Fools. Y’all have shown yourselves to be complete fools.
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Some people have no sense of humor. LOL
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Who cares if he makes his bed i never thought he did because he make millions who cares
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Mona, my dad says making beds and kids in professional locker rooms lead to organizational structure. If that stops, the only other option is to retire.
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